Funny

Ok so I was looking at my Sister in laws blog and she had on hers a link to a site that had a death predictor on it. It was funny with what it came back with!



Chantelle: At age 30 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!



Nice to know I have 6 more years left to live and I am wondering if I should start a lawsuit against Britney?



Heres the link if ya want to try it!

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

The Spouse Brag Tag..

Tag your it. This was sent from a friend it's pretty cute.

1. What's his name? Solomon Hawks Williams

2. How long have you been together? 7 Years in September (holy crap)

3. How long did you date? 11 months before he...well he never really proposed so until I got the ring.

4. How old is he? 27

5. Who eats more? He does fo' sho'

6. Who is taller? Sol for sure unless I have heels on then we are about neck and neck.

7. Who said "I Love you" First? Well I felt it first but he said it first

8. Who does the laundry? I will have to take the credit for that, I dont even think he knows how to do it without getting socks pink and all that.

9. Who does the dishes? I sure do, see above!

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? I do

11. Who pays the bills? I sure do.

12. Who mows the lawn? Sol does, blah! I hate anything that makes me hot and sweaty

13. Who cooks the dinner? I sure do

14. Who sings better? Well if its rap then he does, I swear he is better and faster at rapping then eminem!

15. Who drives when you are together? Depends, both of us do but I prefer him to especially when I dont have my glasses which is pretty much all the time!

16. Who is more stubborn? I am, definitely but he is pretty stubborn too!

17. Who is smarter? Me of course, DUH!

18. Who kissed who first? He sure did, I was dating another guy at the time so I couldnt bring myself to do it but I sure didnt stop myself either

19. Who asked who out first? Oh Sol did, Like I said I was dating someone else but he was working so Sol came over and took me and my at the time best friend to the drive in that night.

20. Who proposed? Well there was never really a proposal...so ya

21. Who is more sensitive? Me, fo' sho' but he is pretty "tender hearted" too!

22. Who has more friends? Well I have lots of friends at church and the family that we have out here like to hang out with him better so I think its about even

23. Who wears the pants in the family? I think both of us do so that adds a whole 'nother element to the fun of our marraige

24. Who has more siblings? I have 7 and So does Sol so I think we are even

I will now tag..Oh whoever wants to do it, knock yourself out!

(P.S. The pics are top left, our wedding, right next to it our honeymoom in disneyland bottom left us at Adams (sols brother in law) birthday party in 2005 and then us Oct. 2007)

Saturday Night

Ok since this is the best place to get a hold of a few of my friends I thought I would post this.

I am having a Scentsy party at my house Sat. night @ 5 for anyone who wants to come. Anyone who puts in an order gets 10% off.

BUT

For the month of January I will be offering 10% off all scentsy orders placed thru me. If you want to take advantage of this just call me or email me at disneyfan83@hotmail.com and let me know. You can either send me a check, paypal or email (or call) me with your credit card info. If you just do it thru my website it wont give you the discount.

Here is the website in case you wanna checkout the catalog online, check out the other scentsy specials, etc. : www.scentsy.com/cwilliams

Gotta Love Vacations With 3 Kids In Tow!

Ok I havent posted anything in a while, thats because I have been in Arizona for Christmas/New Years. It was so much fun (slight sarcasm intended)

This is just one example of how "fun" the trip really was. This happened Friday night (the night before I left to come home-January 4)

Thursday night my sister and I wanted to take our girls to Texas Roadhouse together since they hadnt gotten to play hardly at all on the trip since her daughter was with her dad a lot. So we go to dinner -always fun eating out with 4 kids age 7, 4, 3, and15 months-if you havnt done it, try it and you will see why I am okay never leaving my house.

We are at dinner "enjoying" ourselves and we decided to let the girls have a sleep over at Grandma Ivys house (my moms-where we were staying) So we get them all settled in at my moms with a Princess DVD and finally get them all to sleep about 10-11ish. Wake up the next morning and Caity is going to see the snow with her dad again so this was goodbye for the girls. So we let them play pretty much whatever-which means there were messes ALL over the house-play dough, littlest pet shop, princess paper dolls, you name it it has been pulled out!

So Caity goes with her dad, we get the house cleaned up and decide that we wanted in-n-out for lunch. So my sister goes home to get ready and I get me and my girls ready.

Lisa comes over to get me and the girls and we talk my dad into going too so he drives his truck and I buckle my girls in the backseat of my sisters Avalon-can I just tell you 3 carseats in the back of a car is the funnest thing to buckle and unbuckle, oh mercy...

Anyways, they dont have any highchairs in in-n-out so I have to sit Emma in a chair next to me-but not only is it a single chair, it spins! So the whole time I am trying to eat my yummy cheeseburger with one hand while trying to make sure the other girls are eating and Emma isnt being dumped on her head. So as we are walking out, we find the highchairs, right inside the first set of doors!

So we get all the kids bucked up and my sister goes well theres a new Old Navy around the corner, I want to go see if there are any pants for Caity in there, wanna go? I say why not, its not like I would be doing anything at my moms house anyways. So we go. Well we dont have a stroller but Old Navy has the carts for one kid with a big bag thing on the back. So Emma goes in but Kylee and Chels have to walk. Well first thing, Chels DARTS to the stupid puppy bench where she pushes the button a million and a half times.

So we have to deal with the kids darting thru the racks, etc. (normally at home they would get spanked or something but when you are out in public people literally look crazy at you when you try to do anything of that) Well Chelsea has to go potty, normally you have about 20 minutes from the time she says I gotta go to actually having to change pants, So I tell her to hold it we are almost done anyways, well I look down and shes crying and yup, she peed her pants. So, Lisa grabs up an outfit and tells me to head to the bathroom and start getting her changed and she will meet me there with the clothes, On the way there I realize Emma is poopy too. So I get in the bathroom and start changing Emmas poops while Chels is in the bathroom knocking over the wet floor sign a million times trying to get her jeans off without taking her boots off. So Emma gets changed, I put her on the floor to walk around so she doesnt bail off the diaper changing thing and we end up in the urgent care for the second time of the trip. Well I help Chels get her clothes off, Lisa comes in with the new clothes. Kylee decides she needs to go potty so she goes then like the faithful, obiedient child she is she goes to washer her hands. The sink is clogged so shes getting water EVERYWHERE-all over her shirt, all over the floor (I am guessing thats why the wet floor sign was there) So I stick her under the automatic blower thing in the bathroom-shes freaking out because its hot air blowing her hair, her clothes, her face, everything. So Got her semi-dry then look at Emma and she has a jar of something, I pick it up out of her hands and realize its the bathroom deodorizer dumped all over her, the floor, etc. So by then I am ready to just completly freak out and just march all my kids wet, peed on, and smelling like an Old Navy Bathroom out to the car and put them all to bed.

So Lisa gets Emma another outfit and I get it on her-while all the kids are lined up against the wall with treats up and down that if they move a muscle so help me! Then I realize that Chels peed all the way down into her boots, so Lisa gets some shoes and brings them back.

So Chels and Emma are both in new outfits leaving the store and Kylee is mad because I made her stand in the hot air.

We get all the kids buckled. Lisa goes well we might as well venture out to the Opry Mills Mall while we are out this far. So we go back to her house and pick up a present she had to take back and a stroller.

Well on the way there Emma gets a hold of the dr. pepper that Chels had and dumps it all over. So we get to the mall and throw the Old Navy bathroom episode clothes into the trunk and head into the gymboree outlet store in the mall-lisa gets the employee discount there. So we get in the store and get each girl another outfit so the other ones arent sad, get emma changed and try to salvage the night.

Well as we are walking into another store, Chels decides to get in the stroller and it tips back, nocking her head and scaring the crap out of Emma. Twice it did that.

So at this point we are done with what we have to do, my kids have been in 2 different outfits. So we head to mcdonalds to feed the kids before they crash in the car. Chels fell asleep with her cheeseburger in her hand, Kylee inhaled hers and Emma woke up when we were ordering hers and also inhaled it.

The flight home the next day was worse but I just dont have time to blog that too, maybe another day....

Needless to say, I am done with Vacations for a while!

Some Things To Think About....

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees, but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment.
More experts, yet more problems. More medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much love too seldom& hate too often....
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life... We've added years to life but not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back...but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small charactersteep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of two incomes but more divorce fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share these insights, or to just hit delete...

I came across this today and thought I would share. Think of how much better everyone would be if they did these! Oh my gosh!

1. Be Impeccable with your word. Say only what you mean!

2. Don't take anything personally! When you are immune to the opinions & actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.

3.Don't make Assumptions! Express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness, and DRAMA!

4.ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! Your best is ever-changing. Under any circumstances simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgement, self abuse and REGRET!

Its official!

Ok yall its official! Rachel and I combined forces and had our first Scentsy party last night. I sent out over 40 invites and called everyone I could think of and busted my tail to make it good. Rachel did the food and we did it at her house. And you know what? We had 1 person show. Yup, thats right 1 person- my friend thats in YW and playgroup with me!
My baby shower Rachel threw for me when I had Emma, a whole whopping 4 people showed up for that too-and they were from the same family-The Bernantz'!
I think I am starting to see a theme, either the ward hates me (or us) or we are just complete loosers!
Either way I am just going to make myself believe that lots and lots of people were out of town!